This thing better have a voice changer in it. If not, FAIL. For the slow among you, yes, this is a template for trimming your goatee. It is fully adjustable.
I only wish you could adjust it to allow people with a goatee to notice how dumb they usually look. Oh wait, it does, look in the mirror while using it. Although what makes this even better is the website. Awesomeness abounds. It is a highly designed, multimedia experience, to completely immerse you in the world of goatee management.
I dunno. My life seems to be complicated enough to want to add a goatee to it since it seems it requires actually accessories and care to manage it. I also thought most women find facial hair annoying? Mullet saver where are you?
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