Monthly Archives: February 2012

Fitbit on a 4 year old. How active are they?

Posted on February 28, 2012 by BrainDonkey

This little device is called FitBit. It’s a souped up pedometer and motion tracker to help you know how much of a lazy turd you are by telling you all day long how little you move. Actually it’s pretty cool, … Continue reading →

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Weight of a kid. Too Fat Too Skinny, YOU LOSE.

Posted on February 22, 2012 by BrainDonkey

I’ve become officially annoyed with doctors for my kid. I have already experienced a long history of stupidity with doctors for myself. Had a chronic cough for years and years, which started when I was 20. I repeatedly got asked … Continue reading →

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I actually just allowed a comment spam on purpose

Posted on February 21, 2012 by BrainDonkey

You know, sometimes I get comment spam. HAHAHAHAH duh. Who the hell doesn’t? Most are nuked by my spam services, but a few get through, either because they are new or don’t fit the fingerprint, etc. However, every once in … Continue reading →

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Ashley says. My favorite word is daddy.

Posted on February 20, 2012 by BrainDonkey

  It’s my dads name. He hugs me and loves me. He is silly. I love him so much. And then of course the epic art skills of her drawing of me. I am a tower! This was the day … Continue reading →

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Daddy Dates His Daughter #2

Posted on February 16, 2012 by BrainDonkey

Went on my second date with my daughter last night and it went well again. So as it stands now, I am batting 1000, but of course am expecting the horribly bad date at some point in the future. Hopefully … Continue reading →

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Super Sexy Butt Cleavage Dress

Posted on February 14, 2012 by BrainDonkey

This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body. Fits all S to L Dear God, NOT size L. You know how many pencils and quarters would end up in … Continue reading →

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Date night with daughter – wife night.

Posted on February 13, 2012 by BrainDonkey

I figured I would post about my wife’s experience on her date night with ashley a few days ago. Short version is that it went well. However, there always seems to be a requirement for drama when the two of … Continue reading →

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Dieting sucks balls. Starting again.

Posted on February 13, 2012 by BrainDonkey

I’ve done them all. The most success I had was with HCG, but frankly, I think the HCG part of it is pointless, but the diet itself is sound. So I am changing habits for the last time. This recent … Continue reading →

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Ashley Sings Domo Arigato Mr Roboto – Earworms From Kids. Make It Stop

Posted on February 8, 2012 by BrainDonkey

For some reason this has been stuck in my head for weeks. Ashley started this about 3 months ago because she heard it 1 time. What cracks me (and my wife) up is the Bondor! she piles onto the end. … Continue reading →

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Shit People Say to Photographers

Posted on February 8, 2012 by BrainDonkey

A bit long, but probably very true with the little bit of experience I have had a real photo and video shoots. Man, you could make a boat load of these videos. Shit people say to designers. Shit people say … Continue reading →

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