Author Archives: BrainDonkey

I actually just allowed a comment spam on purpose

You know, sometimes I get comment spam. HAHAHAHAH duh. Who the hell doesn’t? Most are nuked by my spam services, but a few get through, either because they are new or don’t fit the fingerprint, etc. However, every once in … Continue reading

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Ashley says. My favorite word is daddy.

  It’s my dads name. He hugs me and loves me. He is silly. I love him so much. And then of course the epic art skills of her drawing of me. I am a tower! This was the day … Continue reading

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Dating Your Daughter #2

Went on my second date with my daughter last night and it went well again. So as it stands now, I am batting 1000, but of course am expecting the horribly bad date at some point in the future. Hopefully … Continue reading

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Super Sexy Butt Cleavage Dress

This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body. Fits all S to L Dear God, NOT size L. You know how many pencils and quarters would end up in … Continue reading

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Date night with daughter – wife night.

I figured I would post about my wife’s experience on her date night with ashley a few days ago. Short version is that it went well. However, there always seems to be a requirement for drama when the two of … Continue reading

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Dieting sucks balls. Starting again.

I’ve done them all. The most success I had was with HCG, but frankly, I think the HCG part of it is pointless, but the diet itself is sound. So I am changing habits for the last time. This recent … Continue reading

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Ashley Sings Domo Arigato Mr Roboto – Earworms From Kids. Make It Stop

For some reason this has been stuck in my head for weeks. Ashley started this about 3 months ago because she heard it 1 time. What cracks me (and my wife) up is the Bondor! she piles onto the end. … Continue reading

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Shit People Say to Photographers

A bit long, but probably very true with the little bit of experience I have had a real photo and video shoots. Man, you could make a boat load of these videos. Shit people say to designers. Shit people say … Continue reading

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How Long Does a 4 Year Old Girl Watch the Super Bowl For?

2 plays. That’s it. We don’t watch football, or sports for that matter, but she asked to watch it because everyone at school was talking about it. She wanted to know what it was all about. We turned it on, … Continue reading

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Ashley was “reading” this morning to her baby

This morning, I woke up and walked passed Ashley’s room to the sound of her “reading” a story to her baby to put it to sleep. This is quite cute, but this has also been creeping me out a bit.

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