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5.5 pack of beer. FAIL

August 15, 2008 by: dave
5.5 pack of beer. FAIL

So your shopping at Fry's Grocery store, you think to yourself it's the Olympics and a nice beer or two would be a good thing to drink while I watch a bunch of people that make me sore just watching them, do absurd feats of skill and power. Maybe something I have never had before?

So i picked up a six-pack of Shock Top, which is a Belgian wheat beer. I like wheats, so when I saw it on the shelf, I figured i would try it out. It was only when I got home that I realized it was actually an Anheuser-Busch beer (shiver). So, with much hesitation, I crack one open and take a taste. Meh, nothing special, but pretty good, and way better than I ever expected. I think to myself that it would be a really good beer to have by the pool on hot day.

After a while, of course I finish my bottle and I lumber into the kitchen to fetch my next bottle. I toss the empty into the recycling bin, open the fridge, and pull out a new bottle. A slightly weird sensation just lightly crosses my mind that something is not right, but figured it was just that I shouldn't be drinking or something like that. I twist off the top, which again triggered a weird, sub-conscious sensation of something amiss. I lift the bottle, and with only about a millimeter to spare, I stop because something is really bothering me. "hmmmm, that cap come off a bit easy? Was there a hiss when I pulled it off? Why does this bottle not feel right?"

I finally took an actual conscious look at the bottle discovering the scene you see in the picture. A half empty beer bottle. WTF!?

So what kind of asshole takes a half a drink from a beer bottle, in the grocery store, and puts it back in the sixpack? If your gonna do that, would you at least just stuff it behind some other beer or something?! Sheesh, people...

So of course, you know what thought crossed my mind...

"should I drink it anyway?"

LOL. Of course I didn't, but it DID cross my mind. I am not paranoid enough to throw out the rest of the pack, and I am drinking it just fine right now, but it did cause some hesitation on the next beer.

So AB, you want to send me a case of beer to correct the damage done to my psyche? I'll take a case of something from the new company that just bought you, thanks. Because seriously, I am now like triple checking every beer I grab from the fridge, which is really making drinking beer a lot more effort than it ever was.

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