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Chewing Gum for your Pits

March 14, 2007 by: dave
Chewing Gum for your Pits
Do your pits stink? Do your loved ones shriek in terror when you approach, plugging their noses in preparation? Do you notice people seem to be speaking to you breathing only through their mouths? Well worry no more, you prayers are answered. Fuwarinka chewing gum can make you now emit an aura of pleasantness instead of that foul stench you wreak of.

Now with an innovative new gum from Japan, gum can freshen your whole body. Approximately an hour after chewing the gum, the special aroma component is emitted from your skin through the use of the new substances geraniol and linalool. Available in three different flavors, Fuwarinka fresh citrus, Fuwarinka fruity rose, and Otokokaoru rose menthol for men. I smell bullshit.

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