What exactly did my phone update? Did it update my phone to a new time, and I just don't realize its actually 1 hour ago, and not the current time I think it is? Am I caught inside a time bubble, and soon aliens will come to tell me I wasn't supposed to see this? Will the blue men start taking apart my room? Did it install new wiretap software so the BushBrigade can listen in easier? (that's a lot of references in a row...)
hopefully I will wake up tomorrow and the sky will still be blue, and I don't have to wait in line at the processing center to see if I am "ripe" yet.
34 year old walmart worker trampled to death this morning
Dildos for kids for Xmas? Unfortunate Picture…
It’s Over. Obama is the next president of the United States.
Go Vote, regardless of the news
LOL @ CNN stupid Hologram Star Wars Dumbness
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