This is either a CRY or LOL. Not sure. But I am leaning towards LOL. 3D realms, the company that brought you Duke Nukem over 10 years ago, and has been promising the followup 'Duke Nukem Forever', well, forever, released this turd of a trailer at E3.
No mention of 'Forever' at all, but instead a 4 minute video of either the saddest piece of EPIC FAIL or the best self goof marketing joke ever. I am hoping that it is the latter. Because if this is serious, there are no words for how sad it is. To add to the greatness of overshooting (and i hope poking fun at themselves), they are advertising 3, yes three new games. Chain Reaction, Proving Grounds, and Critical Mass are all going to be part of the trilogy. The crotch zooms are awesome by the way. The cheese is high, and someone cut it. Watch it all if you can.
So either they are releasing these things, and they want to give nothing away, and have a sense of humor about how long it has taken them, or, they are releasing something else. If i remember correctly they do 3d engine work on other games, so maybe they are going to be releasing a set of 3d game engines. Chain reaction = explosions and fire engine. Critical Mass = physics engine. Proving ground = objects and environment engine. I dunno just spit balling because frankly this video bothers me on quite a few levels.
34 year old walmart worker trampled to death this morning
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It’s Over. Obama is the next president of the United States.
Go Vote, regardless of the news
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Posted by DangerMouse on July 18, 2008 at 01:17 PM
lol this has got to be a wind up!