Fun chair for your fanny

Guys, be warned. Do you get the feeling this chair might cause massive bludgeon damage upon your testes? Women should not be allowed to sit in this chair for fear of them never getting back up again. Though the mythbusters disproved the "brown note", maybe this chair can achieve the result of the perfect biological sound effect. This might be the washing machine replacement you ladies have been looking for. Oh, and it makes sounds also apparently.