Goatee Saver, ‘Luke… I am your father’
August 07, 2008 by: dave
This thing better have a voice changer in it. If not, FAIL. For the slow among you, yes, this is a template for trimming your goatee. It is fully adjustable.
I only wish you could adjust it to allow people with a goatee to notice how dumb they usually look. Oh wait, it does, look in the mirror while using it. Although what makes this even better is the website. Awesomeness abounds. It is a highly designed, multimedia experience, to completely immerse you in the world of goatee management.
I dunno. My life seems to be complicated enough to want to add a goatee to it since it seems it requires actually accessories and care to manage it. I also thought most women find facial hair annoying? Mullet saver where are you?
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Posted by perkiset on August 07, 2008 at 03:40 PM
I thought I had seen it all.
I was wrong.
I’m actually wondering when the iCooterCutter will hit the market, offering the promise of a perfect Brazilian for the technically minded arm charm.
Nice catch NBs. Kind of (roflmao)
Posted by dave on August 07, 2008 at 05:27 PM
Oh, were you thinking of this?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http://www.amazon.com/Jenna-Trimmer-Sexy-Hot-Shaver/dp/B00041MB2U&tag=braindonkey-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325
Posted by perkiset on August 07, 2008 at 07:53 PM
Love to see it and I get where you’re going, but the URL is monkeyfarked.
Posted by dave on August 09, 2008 at 06:04 AM
bah wierd. works for me. I turned off linking because of spammers of course. I think im gonna turn it back on though.
Posted by perkiset on August 09, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Ah, yes. Pink razors with a Jenna box (pun intended). Cool and campy, but doesn’t quite have the cache of something that neatly covered the parts you want to trim, allowing you to flail away with abandon at the forest surrounding. Perhaps, much like the adjustable nonsense above, if would have an insertable probe so that it would stay where it belonged while the deed is done.
With adjustments, of course.