JcPenny: Beware of the Doghouse
December 05, 2008 by: daveGood little video. Except, don't say ANYTHING except "what a dick" if your wife is watching with you...
I got in a slight argument with my wife about it... HAHAHAAH
WOmen... Sheesh...
I was like, what's wrong with more ram??? She would appreciate that.But oh no...
she replied, That was a gift to him so he doesn't have to hear her bitching about her slow computer anymore.
Seriously guys, you can never win once they get that ovary stuck in their throat.
Chick conversational formula, also known as madlibs:
I bought ___noun____ so she will ____action_____ which helps ME to get ____anything____.
So now I am off to buy bagels...
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Posted by perkiset on December 05, 2008 at 09:34 AM
LOFL. Best try flowers accompanying season tickets to the symphony man. And quick. The review board looks *really* tough.
Posted by dave on December 05, 2008 at 08:27 PM
Why is it that we get setup in traps. She just asked me to buy her a new Pantone color guide set for Xmas. You know I can;t win now. I’m screwed no matter what. If it get her something else, why didn’t i get her the guides. If i get her the guides, its now boring and unromantic… sheesh
Posted by perkiset on December 06, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Thank you for your question to Dr. Edilie Post.
The answer is to purchase the pantone charts but give them BEFORE christmas with a note like,
“honey, I know you want these and I want to give them to you. But since they’re work-oriented I know you’d like them right now, and I want my Christmas gift to be more than just a work item. I love you honey. Please hold me.”
Then for Christmas you can get something smaller but really meaningful. 100% guaranteed.
Posted by dave on December 06, 2008 at 09:17 AM
Oh but see, you forgot the trump card that she holds.
you spent too much…
Posted by perkiset on December 06, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Silly goose.
Go to a make-your-own-pottery place and make her a nice salad bowl set. Or get paints and paint yours and her name on two wine glasses. Or call PinkHat to find out where she got these bitchin’ wine glasses with a small rectangle of chalk-board material and chalk (so that everyone literally writes their name on the glasses) Or set up a night with a baby sitter and go stay at a resort for a single night. None too expensive and all, guaranteed. Or take a few pictures of you both, PhotoShop them into something fun and put it in a frame… yes, I know she’s the graphic artist, but you having done it will mean more.
Posted by dave on December 06, 2008 at 09:36 AM
lol.
We have too much crap already. her mom covers that.
Pictures would require her actually letting me take a picture of her…
Night away from Ash won’t fly yet.
We actually don’t really do anything for xmas anyway. we do it for birthdays. being non-jesus folks, we tend to think of xmas as more about food and family, and annoying long lines for everything. And of course this year more so, money being a potential issue, and its all about the baby anyway.