Mouse that confirms you’re fat

YOU ARE FAT. If you even think that this is a good idea you have to go out and run for 30 minutes right now. I doubt this has anything to do with the burger companies like McDonalds or Burger King, but would you be surprised? Hmm, where did i leave my heroin spoon mouse? Marketing gone wild? Or is the more likely, JASAP (Just another stupid ass product).