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The Anti-Energy Drink - Drank - Slow your Roll…

June 05, 2008 by: dave
The Anti-Energy Drink - Drank - Slow your Roll…

Er… It was bound to happen. All those energy drinks like Full Throttle and Red Bull, needed some anti-pep competition. In the similar tradition of high-fat food during low-fat times, this grape flavored bubbly beverage is spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. Everything the brain needs to go ZZZZZ.

Oh and it supposedly goes well with Vodka, just like Red Bull, but this makes you even more dangerous behind the wheel of a car. I dunno, I always thought alcohol to be a pretty good sleep inducer, thus, the Red Bull to keep you up.

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