Category Archives: WTF

Get a tan in your Crack – Crack Spreader (NSFW)

Searching the Google for answers to questions often delivers up results that baffle me. I was searching for something related to farts (had to do with my kid and if I could power my house with her toots) and this … Continue reading

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Super Sexy Butt Cleavage Dress

This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body. Fits all S to L Dear God, NOT size L. You know how many pencils and quarters would end up in … Continue reading

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Kristen Bell Losing her shit over a sloth she gets to play with

Aside from being distracted by the fact that Ellen is getting a bit to Boy’ish, Kristen Bell (whoever that actually is?) is completely nuts. She literally loses her sanity and has a meltdown when she figures out her boyfriend got … Continue reading

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Girl can say any word backwards

This has got to be some kind of autism/savant brain crazy thing. I can barely say words correctly in the right direction. It’s obviously not a great life skill or employment skill, but it must indicate some kind of neural … Continue reading

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21 Facts Evolutionists cant answer (troll video made me lol)

In case you don’t realize it’s a troll video from an athiest poking fun at the arguments religious folks who are less skilled at debate may use. But still, made me laugh a couple times. Best question: If the earth … Continue reading

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Jim C Hines (fantasy writer) strikes fantasy cover poses to test viability.

I think he should have worn a bra. The rest are on his site at Jim C. Hines

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Forever Lazy Adult Pajamas

This cannot be a serious product!? There is no way. It’s got a freakin poop portal on the butt. I like how the guy is at a baseball game and wearing this thing and has to go poop. Thank GOD … Continue reading

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Toys R Us selection seems to have gone downhill

What kid wouldn’t be overjoyed with thrillage to receive this awesomeness of a toy on any occasion? It even comes with an Egg White Separator! Interesting that it was right next to the barbie and princess books. Is toys r us … Continue reading

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These Sideburns are To DIEFOR.

Wow. Thems be sumthin. I guess it’s easy to change your appearance when you start out with ridiculous hair. You know, when the cops are lookin for ya.

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Nothing Like a Bloody Sword Toy to Make Your Day!

See that smear? Yea, that’s blood. Don’t know who’s, but it’s blood. I have seen enough blood in my life to know damn well what it looks like.

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