Date #3 was a success! We went hiking and took photos of stuff. On a golf course. LOL. Hey, you use what you have available right? Actually it’s got a nice hiking and bike train next to it, and since it’s a golf course, there tend to be a bunch bunnies and stuff. And sand… Continue reading
Everyone is focusing on the iPad 3 or HD orwhatever the hell it will be called. The invite however states “we have something you really have to see. and touch” Continue reading
This little device is called FitBit. It’s a souped up pedometer and motion tracker to help you know how much of a lazy turd you are by telling you all day long how little you move. Actually it’s pretty cool, and simple. But yea, it does make you feel like a total slug. Continue reading
I’ve become officially annoyed with doctors for my kid. I have already experienced a long history of stupidity with doctors for myself. Had a chronic cough for years and years, which started when I was 20. I repeatedly got asked if I was at risk for AIDS. Mostly because of the XRays they would order, and see weird crap in my lungs. It’s not cancer, it’s not AIDS, it’s not anything apparently. But of course, over and over I got asked that. Continue reading
You know, sometimes I get comment spam. HAHAHAHAH duh. Who the hell doesn’t? Most are nuked by my spam services, but a few get through, either because they are new or don’t fit the fingerprint, etc. However, every once in a while, I get a spam comment that frankly is good enough to keep. Either because of the fact that its content is not all that spammy, but instead adding actual content, or because their link is actually not “threeway donkey-cat-dolphin porn”. Continue reading
It’s my dads name. He hugs me and loves me. He is silly. I love him so much.
And then of course the epic art skills of her drawing of me. I am a tower!
This was the day after our date at RA sushi. Got mommy tearing up a bit. Wins all around! I rock.
Went on my second date with my daughter last night and it went well again. So as it stands now, I am batting 1000, but of course am expecting the horribly bad date at some point in the future. Hopefully not until she is 13 and I have become used to her hating me anyway. Continue reading
This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body. Fits all S to L
Dear God, NOT size L.
You know how many pencils and quarters would end up in that crack if that dress was worn out? This has got to be a traffic generator joke. Although she did sell it.
I wouldn’t mind seeing this become a trend mind you. Well maybe I would. I guess it would force you to bend at the knees to pick something up, or maybe not, depending on your mood.
on Etsy of course.
via Laughing Squid
I figured I would post about my wife’s experience on her date night with ashley a few days ago. Short version is that it went well. However, there always seems to be a requirement for drama when the two of them get together. Continue reading
I’ve done them all. The most success I had was with HCG, but frankly, I think the HCG part of it is pointless, but the diet itself is sound. So I am changing habits for the last time. This recent failure was due to bad timing, illness, and a whole host of other things I could blame my lack of willpower on, but the fact is, I didnt want it yet.
I do now. Continue reading
